Waldo & Bean

Waldo & Bean is the third story in Creepy Susie and 13 Other Tragic Tales.

Synopsis
This story follows a teenager named Waldo, with his unique looking dog Bean, and the day their lives changed forever.

Transcript
There once was a boy from Nantucket. His name was Waldo.

Waldo's best friend was his dog, Bean. Bean had no legs and no tail. He looked just like a big bean with a dog head.

While out on a walk one day, Bean made a poo that looked just like himself. "We'll be famous!" squealed Waldo. Waldo rushed the poo home to show his mother.

She was drunk. She hit Waldo with a big frozen meat. She shoved Bean into a drawer.

She destroyed the poo...Then she threw up.