Happy Happy Happy Happy Sammy

Happy Happy Happy Happy Sammy is the fifth story in Creepy Susie and 13 Other Tragic Tales.

Synopsis
This story follows a boy named Sammy, who found happiness in everything, which was annoying for everyone else.

Transcript
Little Sammy was a happy happy boy!...Too damn happy...

Everything Sammy saw made him happy. Gum on the sidewalk...Gigantic butts...Homosexuals...Mutant babies...Bunnies and flowers and all that is politically correct.

It was simple, really. Sammy had to be stopped! Sammy was cured with electroshock therapy. And thank God he grew up to be normal.