James

James is the co-worker and friend of Bob, and is a Globocide bottle capper. The pollution has deformed him into a hunchback.

Personality
He lacks self-esteem to stand up for himself or even make friends. He always asks Bob if he wants to do things after work, because he has nothing else to look forward to once work is done. He has trouble accepting himself for his appearance as a hunchback. He has admitted that he is a people pleaser.

Appearance
He is a short hunchback, and the left side of his hump is bigger than the right. He has glasses and thinning hair. He wears a white shirt with a black tie, and black shoes with brown pants. His uses a belt for his pants.

Quotes
"I have to activate these sea monkeys Bob, or they'll remain trapped forever in their dehydrated hell!"

- Flush, Flush, Sweet Helga

"Sir, when my Mama passed over, opening my heart up to this oven mitt brought me great comfort."

- Disfigured Debbie

"Lord, guard her heart, her soul, her leg. My nameless bride, from Winnipeg."

- Please Be Genital

Trivia

 * He almost married a Canadian bride through eBay, but she died during her delivery.
 * He had bought friends for his Bachelor party.
 * After his bride died, he takes an interest in Anita.
 * He takes therapy.
 * He owns a Slip 'N Slide, as mentioned by Bob in Flush, Flush, Sweet Helga.