Stupid Betsy

The Debbies is the second story in Creepy Susie and 13 Other Tragic Tales.

Synopsis
This story follows a girl named Betsy, who was profoundly stupid. And then one day, she was bit by a vampire.

Transcript
Betsy was a stupid girl...She put dirt in her eye... often. Betsy would put marbles in her butt... Then her mother would have to take her to the hospital.

One night a vampire came into Betsy's bedroom and turned her into a vampire. Betsy was a stupid vampire. She thirsted for blood.

She bit a tree. She bit a wig store. She bit the statue of a woman with a clock where her stomach ought to be. She bit poo...

Betsy laid down on the sidewalk to die but alas, Death would not come, as she had already joined the ranks of the undead...

Morning came and Betsy turned to ashes. Her mother didn't care.