Sibling Rivalry...

Sibling Rivalry is the tenth story in Creepy Susie and 13 Other Tragic Tales.

Synopsis
This story follows two siblings named Tommy and Patty, who downright hated their each other.

Transcript
Tommy and Patty were brother and sister. They hated each other.

Tommy put a poo and booger sandwich in Patty's lunchpail. So Patty put glue on the toilet seat.

So Tommy told all of Patty's friends that she was a hermaphrodite. So Patty told Tommy that mommy and daddy were killed in a horrible accident.

So Tommy baked Mittens at 350°, to a light golden brown. So Patty put a rake through Tommy's skull while he was watching Saturday morning cartoons.

And Patty was an only child.