|Season 1, Episode 5|
|Airdate||April 29, 2001|
|Writers|| Jill Soloway|
The Golden Child
Heroine Addict is the fifth episode of The Oblongs.
Pickles, a life-long smoker, enters a cigarette contest and wins, entitling her to a shopping spree at the local mall. After collapsing shortly after starting and disappointing Beth, she decides to quit cigarettes for good, and promptly switches to insane, death-defying sports.
- The surgery Anita is talking about is for a sex change.
- This is the only episode with Velva the Warrior, John Litvak, the Butcher, and Willy.